“Every HDYWTDT from the first year of campaign 2.“
This made me unexpectedly cry.
If I were Matt Mercer, I’d wait…
I’d wait for about a year or so in game-time…
The Mighty Nein has moved on from the pirate gig. Now they’re facing down evil Academy wizards and smuggling operations in a post-war Wildemount, investigating the corruption of the plants and earth to the north…
Things are complicated and messy and political now, but Fjord knows where he stands…
He stands with his friends. With his family.
But then, he starts losing time, losing memory. He starts waking up in strange places, closer and closer to the water. Unable to explain how he got there or why. He starts coughing up seawater again, but this time it’s lungfuls and lungfuls of sour, stale, briny liquid.
Uk’otoa was abandoned, and now, he is angry.
Too bad Fjord never beefed up his wisdom saves, because when a patron has a direct line to your brain and your dreams and your will…
One day, Fjord will go to sleep, and when he wakes up, it won’t be him anymore at all…
NYC comforts hurt Tiny!Spidey
Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse spoilers!
Part 3 of thoughts on NYC collectively adopting Miles - other parts tagged #NYClovesnewspidey on my blog! Emotional mush alert. Also these headcanons are slowly lengthening into actual fics help
…the first time Miles actually fails to save someone, the whole city sees it on live television - it was a big fight - their tiny new Spiderman flips and zips and webslings dozens of civilians to safety, but misses the hand of the last person by centimeters. By the time the paramedics arrive, it’s too late, and the internet is flooded with videos of Spidey crouched quietly by the covered body, the rain dripping off his small shoulders. There’s a hush over the scene. Then some NYPD officers form a little protective huddle around the body and Spidey, while the rest get rid of the reporters.
Then Spidey just…disappears for a while. No sightings. The food left out for Spidey on windowsills across the city goes cold, uneaten. The people of NYC are worried. Spidey fan pages are bursting with messages of support for new Spidey (“It’s not your fault kid” “Come back, we love you” “You tried your best”). A short-lived video titled “Could Peter Parker have saved the victim?” is drowned in a wave of such vehement outrage that it is taken down from Youtube within fifteen minutes. The family of the victim actually comes out on tv to thank Spidey and tell him not to blame himself. A GoFundMe campaign (target reached in less than two hours) buys out the largest screen in Times Square with the words “WE LOVE YOU SPIDEY” in white and red and black.
Three days into Spidey’s disappearance, the cemetery cleaner is in the middle of cleaning up around Peter Parker’s grave when he nearly trips over an invisible lump amongst the flowers that flashes red and black on impact. He sets down his broom, wraps Miles (still invisible) in his own big winter jacket and sits next to him and tells him even Peter couldn’t have done better, and pretends not to notice the quiet sniffles coming from the jacket bundle. Visitors to Peter’s grave catch on quickly and give them space.
The first time Spidey reappears, everyone thinks he’s back to his normal jokey self - except Jefferson Davis (“He’s not okay. I can feel it.” “Lighten up Davis, it’s like you’re his dad or something”). (What Jefferson doesn’t consciously realise is the tightness in Spidey’s shoulders is just like how Miles is when he’s hiding some kind of hurt, like in the past few days). Jefferson: *reaches awkwardly to pat Spidey on the shoulder* and then suddenly Spidey’s *schloomped* into his arms and is hugging him SO TIGHT and Jefferson is panicking and mouthing “what do I do” and his colleagues are mouthing “HUG HIM” with exaggerated hugging motions and so Jefferson. just. hugs. Spidey. And it turns out not to be awkward, actually.
Spidey’s better after that.
#NYClovesnewspidey on my blog - more to come!
you ever notice that liking lucretia requires 5.8 miles of discourse and a dissertation and a disclaimer but john can hang any time no problem
I really hope we get Sumalee Montano as a guest on this season of Between the Sheets, because I’ve looked into her a little bit, and she is really interesting.
You have to stop being so mean to me, or I swear to god I’m gonna fall in love with you.
McCree, to Hanzo (via badoverwatchquotes)
Pixie and Brutus
I’m living for this
Please submit this to Netflix. I need this as a show so bad.
THEY POSTED ANOTHER ONE!!!!!!
Go follow @pet_foolery on Insta seriously their shit is SO good
THEY POSTED A NEW ONE!!!!
Go follow them on instagram 🌼🌼
It keeps getting better
indeed. :0
*deep inhale* 😂😂😂😂😂
REBLOG AGAIN
😂😂 this is perfect
Always reblog lol
“Oh, look! He found one!”
OMG THIS IS SO PRECIOUS
IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER
THERE’S MORE.
Sqweeeeeeee!!!!! I love these!!
Workout For Daily Life
Reblogging for the neck pain ones… whoa Nelly, do I ever get the most killer neck pains.
if youre hypermobile or have eds be careful with some of these